tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9888771629909590592011-08-03T04:41:33.898+02:00Little Cuir JacketRandom, pointless and gratuitous takes on the life of Lez, in Paris. Girlfriend and drama sold separately.Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-90415649788917205652010-01-06T00:05:00.007+01:002010-01-06T00:25:37.226+01:00Please hold the line, someone will be with you very shortly.Well dang it's been way too long. I've been lost in the realms of I-have-no-idea-where-I've-been-stop-asking-it's-aching.The new year has come, it's good resolutions time. Again. I usually carefully avoid those, knowing perfectly that I'll come up with a better, more useful, more achievable one next year, so I leave it up to, well, next year. Or the one after that.This year, 2010 - oooh I just Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-9006384088566261792008-11-20T17:57:00.013+01:002008-12-13T03:06:35.044+01:00Girl Fix - Selma Gnificient Blair<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 21 false false false FR X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-34656187304157806752008-11-10T15:06:00.003+01:002008-11-10T15:07:59.231+01:00May the force be with youOba(ma) Wan KenobiLame, I know, sorry...Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-66393831744268258842008-11-06T22:54:00.015+01:002008-11-07T02:00:13.533+01:00Music Crush: My Brightest ObsessionPhoto by VincianeYes, again...I will not stop ranting, shouting or wittering on My Brightest Diamond, the best band in the universe, until every single one of you (yes, the whole 2 of you) tells me what they think about it. Shara Worden, lead singer, guitarist, composer & writer, is the beating heart of this shiny lyrical treasure. As mentionned previously, I had the chance, no, the privilege to Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-47374256881908239382008-11-04T19:15:00.007+01:002008-11-04T19:41:51.570+01:00Pricks on Parade : Palin got prankedI hope it's the last time we ever hear from Caribou Barbie.This one prank illustrates the frightening depth of Sarah Palin's lack of education, international experience and, well, plain ol' wits. Two Canadian comedians pretend to be French (jerk) president Nicolas Sarkozy. The Tina-Fey wannabe just dives head first into their bullshit and doesn't doubt one second the person she's talking to. Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-27903744847590661482008-11-01T18:08:00.012+01:002008-11-03T18:17:42.612+01:00Music Crush: Ani DiFranco to youSunday night fucking blasting concert: CHECKOnce more, I give you the Ani D show. Damn, that woman simply rocks. It was only my second Ani gig and it got me as high as the first one. It's as good as any drug can get. Yes, there, you have it, I'm a music addict. For real. And Ani is my special candy drug. It's all jittery, jumpy, fun and twisted and melancholic at the same time. And freaking Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-1532178996633413172008-10-22T22:51:00.006+02:002008-10-23T00:03:48.876+02:00Go to sleep a little wiser - Lez' scientifactsWelcome readers, to yet another educationnal subject, because, in case you didn't know, I'm a complete dork. (Does that make me a lesbian Clark Kent ? We'll adress this topic another time.) Today, I would like to share newly acquired wisdom on how women's body work (my personal holy cup, my cookie jar, my motherland ...*wink*).While I have almost recovered from my bed-related acrobatics, I still Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-52311607415688311302008-10-21T11:12:00.005+02:002008-10-21T12:06:52.425+02:008 Against 8 - Let's get married!Let's not make this a habit, but today, we are talking politics. More specifically, American politics. Even Californian politics. Yes, of course, what else could it be ? It's the ban on Gov. Schwarzeneger's speedos youth pictures ! No. Really, it's about the ban on gay marriage. Come on, unless you've been in hiding with Ossama Bin Laden for a year or so, you KNOW it has been overturned by the Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-20140930430356995212008-10-15T19:59:00.006+02:002008-10-15T21:09:53.398+02:00Warning ! Do not use for waxing.Labels. Don't ever try to wax with labels, it just doesn't work. On that random note, let me explain the subject of todays banter. No thanks to someone up in a former British vacation resort (which they gave up, it was too cold and the people over there had the weirdest accent), I now have to publicly disclose 7 factoids on my oh-so-private self. I don't know what would happen though, were I to Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-19530496225620878052008-10-08T00:06:00.014+02:002008-10-08T03:13:54.770+02:00Music Crush: Queen Kaki KingI know it's old news but I'll spell it out for you again. Kaki King rocks. Or folks. Or whatever it is she's playing. I had the pleasure to discover her live in Paris last sunday, with a bunch of my friends. I had rather high expectations, given I own her 2 impressive albums and am pretty much addicted to anything music-related, concerts, CDs, guitars and straps (guitar straps that is, you perv!)Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-29143153384793174492008-10-01T00:55:00.007+02:002008-10-01T01:57:30.557+02:00My Random For A Horse - Help WantedAlbeit the flagrant inactivity on this poor excuse for a blog, I have been doing very much nothing with my time for the past two weeks. For that, I have that lame ass useless shoulder of mine to thank. Just because I'd decided to try a certain pyjama-endorsing martial art (with limited success, obviously), I am now rendered impotent and unable to perform the basic tasks and gestures of everyday Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-2323475006335174862008-09-30T23:34:00.003+02:002008-09-30T23:40:45.046+02:00How to drive girls crazy - Honor's class - The motorcycleNot my level yet, but just because, well, you know...I'd wear leather waders for a ride with her. On a tricycle...Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-4356035482686884902008-09-24T18:16:00.006+02:002008-09-24T20:06:41.514+02:00How to NOT get girls 101 - The motorcycleSo yes, I have been slighty slacky on the blogging activity lately. But I have a good excuse, I only have one functioning arm right now. Trust me, single-handed typing is a pretty depressing activity, and much less fun than an X-Files marathon. Anyways, being partially incapacitated has given me plenty of time to think (too much, some would say...). I came up with a brilliant idea. Since it's Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-8972202545840118232008-08-29T11:50:00.008+02:002008-08-29T12:41:53.623+02:00Music Crush: The OTHER Gossip GirlThe Gossip rocks. In case you're afflicted with memory loss or severe hearing impairment, you know who I'm refering to. The Gossip has been one the it-bands for quite some months now. The trio, now turned quatuor, has been shaking the rock planet with irrestible disco-punk tunes. It's blunt and sweaty. It's uncensored and induces irrepressible jumping/shouting/complete loss of control. Loss of Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-2066476159587063552008-08-20T19:00:00.000+02:002008-08-21T14:32:17.182+02:00Mullet Proof As part of my on-going training in "People are weird, for real 101" class, I've lately travelled to a few European cities for scientific purposes. I have been given the priceless opportunity to witness how, indeed, really really weird people are. Latest example to date: Madrid.My scientific experimentation was conduced over a period of five days, with a neutral non-gay assistant. The main goal Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-80554634584489269502008-08-07T17:22:00.000+02:002008-08-07T18:50:11.145+02:00Music crush: My Brightest DiamondI'm in love. Shara Worden is my hero - yes, I have many, shut it..She is the best thing that has happened to my ears since Jeff Buckley and L7. Before she was a shiny precious stone, Shara played hipeetee hop and other various instruments with fellow UFO Sufjan Stevens. Now she's on her own. And she's dazzling. I have no words to describe what her music does to my guts. My obsession with My Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-76672165263313607282008-07-01T21:31:00.000+02:002008-07-03T01:00:03.711+02:00Random, my random for a horse: Women in armsAs you are about to experience, I often digress for no apparent reason. Now, can someone actually digress from an inexistent topic ? I sure can. So without further ado, I give you: randomness ! I was dared no later than not yesterday but the day before, to discuss Battlestar Galactica (which I've actually never watched, I know, shame on me) on my blog.[Note: I would like emphasize how "discussingLezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-60491473084939932912008-06-30T23:18:00.000+02:002008-07-01T10:54:43.490+02:00Pride and gloryOr is it pride and prejudice? I can't really remember. As far as I'm concerned it's pride, as in GAY PRIDE yay! And glory, for the glorious subsequent night, of which I dare not speak. Anyways. Pride weekend and its traditional wackfest, err I mean parade, is the event every decent member of this proudly deviant community is eagerly waiting for. All year long. Since it's fucking hetero-pride on Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-82232589679463826482008-06-23T20:36:00.000+02:002008-06-23T23:26:12.646+02:00Gender BenderThat's my good friend T. That's him, right there, hiding behind my hand. I subtly camouflaged his identity for fear of retribution. But take my word for it, it's REALLY subtle. So T. tells me he's been, on occasions, called a "gender-bender", on account of his rather androgynous features and thin, Don-Diego-De-La-Vega-like moustache. Gender bender? Really??That little head of mine starts Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-988877162990959059.post-72096121341332508282008-06-21T15:45:00.000+02:002008-06-23T18:57:55.984+02:00Girl FixEnough with the drooling.Just a little warm-up round, to get an easy start on this new little thingy of a blog. I figured I could never go wrong with a slice of a lovely lady. So, my girl fix of the day is a straight up shot of the insanely hot Cathy DeBuono. Let's just say that the way she wears a leather vest got me really inspired (wink-name of this blog-wink) Like the energy drink, she gives Lezlie Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06404140083022347408noreply@blogger.com